.htaccess Rewrite Rules online and localhost - .htaccess

Question

On this website and on wamp localhost
http://www.aproapetot.ro/page.php?categ_id=1&id=1
http://localhost/aproapetot-backup/page.php?categ_id=1&id=1
I tried to build the .htaccess, but without any success.
This is what I wrote for online website:
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteRule ^page-([0-9]+).html$ page.php?categ_id=$1
RewriteRule ^page\.php$ - [L]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
</IfModule>
and this for localhost
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /aproapetot-backup/
RewriteRule index.php index.html
RewriteRule ^page-([0-9]+).html$ page.php?categ_id=$1
RewriteRule ^page\.php$ - [L]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
</IfModule>
Someone please give a little help.
It's a website with jokes so after .ro/page.php?categ_id=1&id=1 I have a category(1) and subcategory(1).
I want to have like this
.ro/jokes/doctors instead of how is now.

Answer 1

I'm not entirely sure what you want based upon the htaccess content, but what I do understand is that you want /jokes/doctors is rewritten to /pages.php
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !pages.php [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /pages.php [L]
The above code will rewrite all requests to pages.php, as long as:
%{REQUEST_FILENAME} "!-f": The file itself does not exist on the server.
%{REQUEST_FILENAME} !pages.php: The request is not made to pages.php (meaning that it already has been rewritten)
Finally you can use PHP to obtain the parameters using:
/* Get all parameters from the URL */
$_GET['path'] = rawurldecode( $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] );
/* Remove double slashes and backslahses and convert all slashes and backslashes to '/' */
$_GET['path'] = preg_replace( array('#[/\\\\]+#', '/(\/\.)+(\/)/'), '/', $_GET['path']);
$_GET['path'][0] should contain "jokes"
$_GET['path'][0] should contain "doctors"
==edit==
Redirecting using htaccess (not the best method)
Redirect 301 /page.php?categ_id=6&id=0 /anecdotes
Redirect 301 /page.php?categ_id=1&id=1 /jokes/doctors
PHP (or other server side script). You can perform a check if the url is in fact having numbers (see $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']) and ifso, add some header redirection to your page.
<?PHP
header('Location: www.aproapetot.ro/' . $cat . '/' . $subcat );
?>