Cannot find vcvarsall.bat - python-3.x

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NOTE: I have seen multiple answers to no avail, so please look at the solution and my failed solutions list before showing as duplicate.
Hey,
So I got a new computer (Old Windows w/ Python 3.4), so I installed Python 3.5 on my new one. I started to install modules until I came across an error like this:
C:\Users\Samuel>pip install noise
Collecting noise
Using cached noise-1.2.2.tar.gz
Installing collected packages: noise
Running setup.py install for noise
Complete output from command "c:\program files\python 3.5\python.exe" -c "import setuptools, tokenize;__file__='C:\\Users\\Samuel\\AppData\\Local\\Temp\\pip-build-e9dlwpm2\\noise\\setup.py';exec(compile(getattr(tokenize, 'open', open)(__file__).read().replace('\r\n', '\n'), __file__, 'exec'))" install --record C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-7tgvnyfe-record\install-record.txt --single-version-externally-managed --compile:
running install
running build
running build_py
creating build
creating build\lib.win-amd64-3.5
creating build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying perlin.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying setup.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying shader.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying shader_noise.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying test.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
copying __init__.py -> build\lib.win-amd64-3.5\noise
running build_ext
building 'noise._simplex' extension
error: Unable to find vcvarsall.bat
----------------------------------------
Command ""c:\program files\python 3.5\python.exe" -c "import setuptools, tokenize;__file__='C:\\Users\\Samuel\\AppData\\Local\\Temp\\pip-build-e9dlwpm2\\noise\\setup.py';exec(compile(getattr(tokenize, 'open', open)(__file__).read().replace('\r\n', '\n'), __file__, 'exec'))" install --record C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-7tgvnyfe-record\install-record.txt --single-version-externally-managed --compile" failed with error code 1 in C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-build-e9dlwpm2\noise
I tried to use easy_install as a substitute, but that came with 1) an access denied error (Overcome w/ admin privelages) and 2) Not being able to find vcvarsall.bat
Because of this, I installed Visual Studio 2015 and Visual C++ 2008.
No difference.
I added the path to vcvarsall.bat to the PATH.
No difference.
I added the path to vcvarsall.bat to VS100COMNTOOLS, VS140COMNTOOLS and VS90COMNTOOLS.
No difference.
Running pip and easy_install again w/ admin permission, wearing my lucky socks.
No difference.
Installed and ran Miniconda as suggested by one of the Stack Overflow answers.
Didn't find a single package I needed. Turns out it's not looking for PyPI anyway.
I have no idea how to solve this. Do I need to revert to Python 3.4?
SPECS
Windows 10 x86 64-bit
Python 3.5
VS 2015, VC++ 2008 installed

Answer 1

I think you have the wrong C++: VC++ 2008 is for Python before 3.3.
The VC++ 2015 that you need comes when you install Visual Studio 2015 but you need to explicitly specify the C++ (check the box) for the C++ (2015) in the custom installation options. Try changing that via a re-installation.
Just tried it:
Windows 10 x86 64-bit
Python 3.5
VS 2015 But with the Visual C++ install option checked
Then pip install noise worked fine.